“Would you like anchovies on your pizza?”
Excuse me? Anchovies on my pizza? Are you pranking me? That’s hilarious! Where is the hidden camera? While you’re at it you should ask if I’d like a nice dusting of baby powder and a fresh dollop of mud on each slice.
“Have you ever tried it?”
Wait. You’re serious? Why would I eat that? Imagine the sound of rodents racing through the walls as you sit down in a restaurant. You don’t see the wall crawlers, but does that matter? Would you still want to order food? Not if you’re with me. If you multiply that sickening feeling by 1,000 you may understand the scope of horror I feel when it comes to anchovies on pizza.
“You should try it. How can you be certain if you’ve never tried it? Do your own research, man.”
For that I had no comeback. They were right. Until I (more…)
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Posted: August 1, 2021 in Humorous Bits, Observations and CommentaryTags: humor, humor not so much, humour, knowledge, life, research, vaccines
“Would you like anchovies on your pizza?”
Excuse me? Anchovies on my pizza? Are you pranking me? That’s hilarious! Where is the hidden camera? While you’re at it you should ask if I’d like a nice dusting of baby powder and a fresh dollop of mud on each slice.
“Have you ever tried it?”
Wait. You’re serious? Why would I eat that? Imagine the sound of rodents racing through the walls as you sit down in a restaurant. You don’t see the wall crawlers, but does that matter? Would you still want to order food? Not if you’re with me. If you multiply that sickening feeling by 1,000 you may understand the scope of horror I feel when it comes to anchovies on pizza.
“You should try it. How can you be certain if you’ve never tried it? Do your own research, man.”
For that I had no comeback. They were right. Until I (more…)