I don’t live in a fantasy world. I’ve tried that and ended up with unexplainable scars. And my theory is if you’re going to get scars, it’s good to know how you got ‘em. Not so much so you can avoid doing again whatever it was that you did to end up filleted like a fresh flounder, although that is a valid enough reason. Rather, so I can embellish the scar story and turn what was probably a horrifying or, worse yet, embarrassing story into (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘political platform’
why i would have trouble getting elected president
Posted: June 6, 2011 in Humorous BitsTags: humor, policy, political platform, president, random, states
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