My name is Liberty and thanks to a bit of serendipity I am now a celebrity and, more importantly, here to tell you about it. Along with a spotlight hogging gobbler named Peace I was “pardoned” by President Obama yesterday. This means neither one of us will become the centerpiece of some family’s Thanksgiving meal. Not only that we’re going on a whirlwind publicity tour which culminates in (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘Thanksgiving’
guest blogger: Liberty the turkey
Posted: November 24, 2011 in Humorous BitsTags: humor, pardon, random, Thanksgiving, turkey
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you heard it here first
Posted: November 22, 2011 in Humorous BitsTags: Black Friday, consumer, crowds, humor, mobs, Rapid City, sales, stampede, Thanksgiving, Tupelo
Oh yes, you know it’s coming. As these things go it’s as certain as J-Lo snagging a new man, Goldman-Sachs doling out obscene holiday bonuses, the guy at the Dunkin’ Donuts only being friendly with women under 25, and the sun being a mass of incandescent gas, a giant nuclear furnace. It’s coming and you better brace yourself.
Sometime on Friday, probably before noon (EST), a story will light up the web that an unfortunately situated (more…)
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