Sucked in like a rube by a carnival barker, that’s what you are. You are relaxing on the couch, minding your own damn business, not paying attention to the dribble spitting from the television, when a tiny niblet suddenly squirms through your defenses and Velcros itself to your consciousness. It may be a (more…)
Posts Tagged ‘television’
one hour at a time
Posted: July 10, 2016 in ArtsTags: addiction, Blue Bloods, humor, humour, life, television
soprano land
Posted: June 17, 2012 in New Jersey, PhotographyTags: Drive Safely, Jersey City, New Jersey, Newark, North Arlington, Photography, Pizzaland, Sopranos, television, turnpike
Did you watch The Sopranos? Admittedly, it was a rough show. It is easy to understand why some folks were turned off by the amount of deathly violence. Seems like if you make a movie or television show about organized crime, it must be peppered with people dying in a variety inglorious and bloody ways. Sometimes it appeared as if (more…)
television builds self-esteem
Posted: October 9, 2011 in Humorous BitsTags: House Hunters, humor, real estate, realtors, television, the art of not listening
One of the beautiful things about having 7,000 television channels is the variety of restorative opportunities it provides. Whenever I’m feeling a bit underwhelmed with myself, I can randomly switch on the set and find something which immediately makes me feel better about whatever minor internal drama is at play. One example is House Hunters.
If you’ve never seen it, House Hunters is a show where people in the market for a new home tour three houses and then pick the one which is Just Right for them. There’s a visceral thrill peeking in a stranger’s house and watching other strangers decide if it will be (more…)
my television mocks me
Posted: June 10, 2011 in Humorous BitsTags: ghosts in the machine, humor, obsolete, random, technology, television
Our television (named Philip after his manufacturer daddy) is possessed which, while weird, is far better than repossessed. Repossessed would be downright tragic – and totally without merit since that sucker was completely paid for before leaving the store. As our accountant friends would say, “Philip is in the black.”
In the black. They don’t know how right they are.
If Philip is on for a certain amount of time – and that length of time is a subject of debate among his primary viewers – he will suddenly turn off. *Poof!* Silence and a black screen followed by a mad scramble to find the correct remote and get him flickering again, a scene not unlike one you’d witness at the Running of the Bulls.
We don’t know why Philip decides to (more…)
pep rallies on anabolic steroids
Posted: July 29, 2016 in Observations and CommentaryTags: America, conventions, Democrat, entertainment, Fox News, Khzir Khan, political, politics, Republican, society, television
Man, the nominating conventions have come a long way from the smoky backroom deal-making days. Those old timey gatherings were ugly, contentious, and vicious. Negotiations were fierce private battles among political bosses and, for those paying attention, intrigue was high. But most Americans – and by “most” I mean everyone not physically at the convention – paid no attention. Communication channels were (more…)